Short Story Relay "Saint☆Aniki"
One day after school.
Yozora, Sena, Yukimura, Rika, Kobato, Maria, and I, that is to say, all members of the Neighbors Club were gathered in our clubroom.
I was doing homework, Yozora was reading, Sena was playing galge on her PS, Yukimura was just standing around, Rika was doing something on her PSP, and Maria and Kobato were reading manga.
"...It kinda feels like, we're all just here doing our own thing doesn't it."
I blurted out after stopping my hand from writing.
"And? This is what we usually do isn't it?" Yozora said without raising her head.
"Yeah that's true, but... we've got everyone together for once so I was thinking it might not be bad to do something like a real club."
"Aniki. Being by your side is more than enough for me."
Yukimura softly said with the usual spaced out look on his face.
"How bold Yukimura. Maybe I should learn from you."
"Learn what exactly..."
"Rika has a keen interest in you Kodaka-senpai. Please allow me to study your hair, your facial features, your muscles, your organs, your brain, and everything else about you. Ah! Could this be... love?"
"It's not even close!"
"I'll go on the offensive to get your body and then your heart will be mine too."
"You're supposed to get someone's heart first! And I don't want you anywhere near my body!"
"What's the big deal, the heart and your emotions are just chemical reactions. All it takes is a little messing around in your brain to manipulate them."
"What are you, a mad scientist!?"
"What did you think I was?"
"Don't agree with me about that!"
I gave it to Rika good for spewing out all kinds of nonsense in rapid-fire.
Rika made a tiny smile.
"You always do such a good job of giving it to me good right away Senpai... By the way, don't you think 'giving it to me good' is actually sounds rather dirty?"
"I'm begging you, please just stop talking!"
"Kodaka yelled, and then all of a sudden he wildly embraced Rika as he stole her lips-"
"I'm not stealing anything!"
"...Now that I think about it, I have a lot of bad memories about kissing."
"Eh!?"
Rika stunned me by saying that with a serious face all of a sudden.
"Y-you've kissed before...? And more than once..."
"Heh heh. Rika may not look like it but she has a lot of experience you know. A long time ago I gave a passionate kiss to a jellyfish but it stung me and I spent 3 days teetering on the border of life and death.
For about a month after that my lips were swollen more than you'd ever imagine and hurt like you wouldn't believe."
"...Thank you for that wonderful story."
"I've got plenty of other stories about my troubles after losing myself and kissing a stag beetle, a crayfish, a squid, a snake, and a bunch of other animals."
...It hurts just to imagine it.
"There's also the time I went to kiss my planarian Punya, but I made a mistake when I moved down to the Petri dish to kiss him and accidentally ate him. I can still remember that tragedy as clear as day. Of course I did
learn from my mistakes and haven't done it in a while, but... Rika would very much like her first kiss with a mammal to be you Kodaka-senpai. ...By the way, that was my secret weapon for seducing people. How did I do? Did your heart skip a beat?"
"...Umm, might you by chance actually be an Ultra-grade idiot?"
I asked, and for some reason Rika's cheeks turned red.
"You're the first one to ask Rika that Senpai. Senpai all you seem to do is steal Rika's firsts from her..."
"What other firsts have I ever taken from you!?"
"You were the first one to talk to me since I came to this school Kodaka-senpai."
"Seriously!?"
I can't believe it... There should be limits on how bad someone can have things... as I thought that
"Ugahhh! Another bad end!!"
Sena threw her PS controller down on the ground.
"This is the fifth time! What the hell is wrong with this game!?"
"Shut up Meat..."
Yozora cringed, annoyed at Sena's complaining.
"Oh? Sena-senpai, might that be 'The Fragrant Demon King!' you're playing?"
Rika asked after looking at the screen.
"It is, but what about it?"
"If I remember right, there's a bug in that game where if you use any name other than the default you always get a bad end."
"Wha...!?"
Sena's expression sunk into despair.
"So you mean I'll forever be unable to be friends with Kaguyama!?"
"No, if you change the name back to the default right before the event that triggers the bug you can avoid it."
Despite what Rika said, Sena still shook her head as though she were mourning.
"...I can't do that. I will not allow Kaguyama and my relationship to be tainted by another man even for an instant... I'll just have to-!!"
Sena took the disk out of the PS, hit the reset button, and whispered in an incredibly sad voice "Farewell... Kaguyama..." before breaking the disk in two.
After that, she went on to delete all the save data.
"Did you have to go that far!?"
"Idiot..."
Yozora and I were dumbfounded.
Sena then murmur while staring off into the distance
"Hmph... There are only two kinds of women in the world. The kind that get along with me and the rest are all bitches. Any bitch who won't be my friend can just die..."
"That's very impressive of you to stick to your ideals like that Sena-senpai. If you had just given Rika the disk fixing a little bug like that would've been easy."
"Why didn't you say so sooner!?"
Sena let out a scream and started trembling looking at the now broken disk.
"Uu... Kaguyama... Haa... I don't really feel like playing any more games today..."
A heartbroken Sena sat down on the couch hanging her head down.
"So, Kodaka, you wanna do something today? If you do I wouldn't mind joining you."
I guess she heard what I said earlier when she was playing her game.
"...Well, I suppose listening to your idea couldn't hurt." said Yozora.
"Rika's never done any club activities before so she's very interested in how one does something 'like a real club'."
"I shall do whatever it is Aniki wishes."
Said Rika and Yukimura.
Even though I brought it up it's not like I had anything specific in mind...
"Hmmm..."
After thinking for a little bit.
"...How about a short story relay?"
That was my idea.
"What's a short story relay?" asked Sena.
"Everyone takes turns writing part of a story. After you write a certain amount you give it to the next person and they pick up where you left off."
"Why do you want to do something like that Kodaka?"
"Ah, there was a chapter about how a club did the same thing in this light novel I read so that's what came to mind first, but it sounds pretty fun and sounds like something a normal would do."
"Ohh...? Well, it sounds like it might be interesting."
"Hmph... then let's give it a try. Not like we've got anything else to do."
Sena and Yozora gave their approval.
"Senpai. Rika hasn't ever written a novel before though."
"The same can be said of me."
"Same here!"
Rika, Yukimura, and Maria all said.
Kobato made a small chuckle.
"Kukuku... I once spend an hour a day recording my memories... It was my one and only salvation from the solitary life I lived..."
"Ahh, so that thing was a story you were writing? It looked like a bunch of scribbles to me..."
"A-an-chan! Don't read my diary without asking!"
"I just glanced at it because it was sitting there out in the open. It's your fault for passing out under the kotatsu. Hell, I couldn't even read it, did you really write something in there?"
"Muu... T-those were the ancient magic incantations of the Melkanians..."
Kobato blushed and pursed her lips.
"Well, even I haven't ever really written anything before, but can't we all just write whatever?"
"I've never written a story, but I have done screenplays. They're pretty much the same thing, right?"
"...Uhh...I guess?"
I gave a vague answer as I recalled the Momotarou screenplay Yozora wrote for us before.
Anyhow, we're all beginners here but I don't think anyone is opposed to doing the writing itself.
"Ok, then let's do it. We'll each write a single page in standard MLA format. When you reach the end of the page, even if you're in the middle of a sentence you have to stop and give it to the next person, that ok?"
Nobody voiced any complaints.
Thus, we decided what order we'd go in with rock paper scissors.
The order we ended up in is as you can see below.
First ------ Yukimura Kusunoki
Second ------ Yozora Mikadzuki
Third ------ Kodaka Hasegawa
Fourth ------ Sena Kashiwazaki
Fifth ------ Kobato Hasegawa
Sixth ------ Rika Shiguma
Seventh ------ Maria Takayama
Rika pulled up a word processor on her laptop.
And so the Neighbors Club short story relay began...
【Yukimura Kusunoki's Part】
Once upon a time, Kodaka-aniki was walking around town.
"Why!?"
I couldn't get past the first line of the script Yukimura wrote without yelling at how ridiculous it was.
When I found out Yukimura was going first I was worried and thought "This might be bad. Isn't this just like how Fumika Soga went first in the short story relay in 'The Literature Club'?" and it seems as though my worries were right on the money.
You're certainly one to be feared Yukimura...
Aniki was a very great person, excelled in both the literary and military arts, was a warrior who crushed the strong and saved the wear, was overflowing with charisma, and was loved by people around the nation.
One day, Aniki headed to town for his rape time as he always did.
"What the hell kind of warrior who crushes the strong and saves the weak goes and rapes people!? And he always does this!? He's a god damn criminal!"
Damn it... I yelled at how stupid it was again...
Even though I know how stupid it makes me look to start yelling out of nowhere when I'm reading something to myself!
"Kodaka. You look incredibly stupid yelling at the top of your lungs with your face all red like that." said Yozora.
"Ugh, a sex offender. You're the worst." said Sena.
...I continued reading all the while feeling as though my heart was about to be crushed by sadness.
Aniki went to put on his zori, but noticed that they were unusually warm considering it was winter.
Aniki became enraged and called over me, his servant.
"Hey Yukimura! You had my zori up your ass didn't you, you insolent dog!"
"I did not. I held your zori by my chest in order to warm them."
I took off my kimono and showed the marks from where I had the zori pressed on my chest to Aniki.
It was embarrassing, but I don't mind showing anything to my Aniki.
After I showed him my chest, Aniki praised my efforts.
"Your loyalty to me is admirable. Continue to serve me as you have."
"Yes sir!"
Thus I swore eternal loyalty to Aniki, and we lived happily ever after.
"Ggguuooohhhhhaaahhh...."
I let out a moan, unsure what to yell at first.
"Onii-chan you're scary..."
I calmed myself down after seeing Maria nearly in tears.
"...F-first things first, Yukimura."
"Yes?"
Yukimura lightly nodded (seemingly satisfied with his work).
"First is: Don't end the story when you're the first person up."
"My goodness, I apologize for my lack of prudence."
Yukimura said, slightly surprised.
"Also... uhh, don't plagiarize. This is uh, just like that short story about when Hideyoshi Toyotomi was working as Nobunaga Oda's servant, isn't it?"
"You knew about it? I'd except no less from my Aniki."
"Well, it's a pretty famous story and all."
"Is that so..."
Yukimura looked a little sad.
"Also, well...no, nevermind..."
"W-w-wait a second, Senpai."
Rika asked in an unusually flustered voice.
"Aren't you forgetting to yell at the biggest issue here!?"
"?"
"...Ah! Could it be that Senpai and Yukimura are already in that kind of relationship, and thus there's no need to correct it...!?"
"...What are you talking about?"
"This part, right here!"
"Rika pointed at the computer screen.
"The part about Hideyoshi and Nobunaga? I just pointed that out didn't I?"
"Who cares about them! I-I'm talking about this part here! T-the part where he takes of his clothes and shows his chest to you! Isn't Yukimura being a little too bold here!?"
"......?"
I wasn't very sure what Rika was getting at so I tilted my head in confusion.
"Ah, I get it." said Yozora.
"You think Yukimura's a girl don't you."
This time it was Rika's turn to tilt her head in confusion.
"? What do you mean Yozora-senpai?"
Ahh.... I finally saw what Yozora meant.
"Rika. Yukimura is a guy."
"!?"
The face she mad when I told her that was easily the stupidest looking one I've seen yet
"A... guy...?"
"Yeah."
"You're really a guy?"
This time Rika asked Yukimura.
"? As you can see I'm a man, what about it?"
Yukimura looked truly perplexed.
"Even though you're wearing a maid outfit?"
"...Well, I can see where you're coming from."
I offered Rika a wry smile.
Yukimura's appearance was the same as a lovely young girl's down to the last detail, and on top of that he wears a maid outfit.
I doubt you'd find anyone on the planet who could tell he was a guy without being told in advance.
And now that I really think about it, nobody ever told Rika about that.
"So it'd be... Mr. Yukimura...?"
"That about sums it up."
"So you mean Yukimura says those kinds of lines and these kinds of lines to Kodaka-senpai despite being a guy..."
Rika was trembling slightly.
"...Hey? Rika?"
I put my hand on Rika's shoulder, and as I did
"SHAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Rika let out a weird yell all of a sudden.
"W-what's wrong?"
Rika, wildly panting, said to me, who was utterly confused
"I mean he's a guy! A guy you know! Guy x Guy! The world of boy's love is right here! Rika is seriously horny right now! My head is going blank!"
"I-I see."
"Senpai!"
"W-what?"
"Have you already had sex with this wonderful gi... boy!?"
"As if I would!"
"Ehhh. Homosexuality is something lots of warriors did, and even Nobunaga did it with his fellow sexy general Shingen."
"Yeah, but I'm not a warrior."
"No way..."
Rika looked disappointed from the bottom of her heart.
"Aniki."
Yukimura with his cheeks red for some reason, started talking too and said
"If you wish for it Aniki, I do not mind if you do as you please with me."
"OHH MYYYY GODDDDDD!"
Rika yelled while making a victory pose with bloodshot eyes.
What I saw there was not a slightly broken image of a cool genius girl, but a complete pervert.
"I want to materialize this throbbing in my heart immediately! Yozora-senpai!"
"What?"
"Would you please change spots with me in the short story relay!?"
"No."
Yozora, who was up next, quickly refused.
"W-why not!?"
"Because you're creeping me out..."
"Is that so... too bad. Now that it's come to this Rika will just have to let her imagination run wild until it's her turn."
I get the feeling it would've been better if Yozora switched with her.
I stared at Rika as she continued to pant wildly.
"Haa Haa... Kodaka-senpai. Right now, you're naked in my mind Kodaka-senpai."
"Stop imagining that!"
...That was the first time I've ever jabbed a girl in the head.
"Hmph... What a hassle that woman is..."
Yozora let out a sigh as she turned to face the laptop and began typing her story.
【Yozora Mikadzuki Part】
Kodaka set out with his underling Yukimura.
When he arrived at the town, he noticed a woman surrounded by a large group of men who were raping her.
The woman being raped had blonde hair and blue eyes, an annoying look to her face, grotesquely huge breasts, and in general looked like a total dumbass.
"ARE YOU RETARDEDDDDDD!?"
Sena yelled in anger as she was reading.
"W-why am I getting raped in the middle of town!?"
"Shut it Meat. Nobody said it was you did they? Or are you aware that you are a blonde haired and blue eyed stupid looking woman with grotesquely huge breasts?"
Yozora retorted coolly with a slight hint of aggravation in her voice.
"Ghhh... The grotesque and stupid parts are completely wrong...!"
Sena begrudgingly continued reading while grinding her teeth.
The woman sought help from Kodaka passing by without any hint of shame.
"Oink oink, please I beg you to save the unsightly pig that I am. The name of the pathetic sow you see here is Sena Kashiwazaki oink!"
"You just wrote it! You wrote my name!!"
Sena yelled, teary eyed.
"She just happens to have the same name. At least keep reality and fiction separate Sena Kashiwazaki."
"Don't use my real name only for stuff like this! Wait, wasn't that the first time you've ever even called me by my full name!?"
I sort of respected Sena for remembering something like that.
"Was it? Well then you should be thankful I used your name, Sena Kashiwazaki."
"B-but, uu...."
Sena brought her eyes back to the short story while blushing for some reason.
The disgusting sow Sena Kashiwazaki begged Kodaka for help in a most pathetic manner.
"Oink oink, Please save me oink! Please save this woman named Sena Kashiwazaki whose existence has less value than that of a German cockroach oink!"
The men were raping Sena Kashiwazaki relentlessly.
"Gyahaha, your cries for help are wasted Sena Kashiwazaki! Besides, you're an annoying woman who thinks she's great just because she's rich and can study a little when in reality you're just a whore that plays eroge in your clubroom!"
"That's totally me!! There's no way you can think this is anyone other than me! Couldn't you at least be a little nicer to me!?"
Sena yelled, half in tears.
Even I was getting put off by how far Yozora was going with this.
Even if it's just a novel I guess I'm not good with harsh scenes like this...
"...I suppose I did go a little too far. Therefore, I will stop describing your rape scene right here."
"You said 'your'! You just said 'your'! It really was me all along!!"
"Don't sweat the small stuff."
Yozora cleanly swept away Sena's complaints.
"...but at least now that scene is over... He'll definitely come save her now won't he?"
"Help me! Help me! Get over here and help me, Sena Kashiwazaki!"
Sena Kashiwazaki continued her shameful screaming for help.
"I refuse. After all, I'm only interested in little girls."
Kodaka was only interested in little girls, thus he abandoned Sena Kashiwazaki and went on his way to search for other prey.
"Kodaka! Why didn't you save me!?"
"Eh!? I didn't write it!!"
I panicked when for some reason Sena glared at me with tears in her eyes.
"Wait, forget that, Yozora! Why did you say that I'm only interested in little girls!?"
As I asked, Yozora gave me a glare and said
"Can you not tell the difference between reality and fiction either? This is just a piece of fiction. It has nothing to do with the real Kodaka."
"That's true, but... Muu..."
While not feeling fully satisfied, I turned to face the laptop.
I'll just have to fight fire with fire then.
【Kodaka Hasegawa Part】
Slash! Fwoosh! Bang!
"Gyaaa, he got us!"
I had only pretended to abandon Sena, and quickly turned around to finish off the thugs assaulting Sena.
"T-thank you... for saving me. I-I guess I let you have my thanks!"
Sena(real) said while blushing.
"It's just, abandoning you would leave a bad taste in my mouth so..."
"Mu..."
Yozora made an unhappy looking face.
According to the thugs, their hideout was in a cave to the west.
In order to make a world safe for the townspeople to live in, I embarked on my journey to the hideout of the thugs terrorizing the town.
Of course, I never intended to rape anyway, and me only being interested in little girls was also a lie.
Those were merely strategies to deceive my enemies' eyes.
Upon reaching the thugs' hideout a bunch of the started coming out from all over the place.
"Who're you?"
"I have no need to give you my name."
I kicked the thugs around.
People may think I looked scary, but they all know that I'm a good man with a strong sense of justice and a kind heart who doesn't abandon those in need.
"Onii-chan you're so cool!"
"Kukuku... Ruffians of that level are no trouble for my other half..."
"That's Aniki for you. Aniki truly is a man among men."
Maria, Kobato, and Yukimura all gave me their praise.
But
"......Kodaka..."
...Huh, I wonder why Yozora's eyes look so cold.
Yozora looked like she wanted to say something, but ended up sighing and said
"...Well, as long as you enjoyed it..."
"W-what's that supposed to me!?"
Yozora averted her eyes with a sad look on her face and didn't give me an answer.
...Damn it... What's wrong with making yourself look a little good in a short story...
"I'm next right? Hehe... I'll get you back now."
【Sena Kashiwazaki Part】
Just then, the boss of the thugs appeared. She was a black haired woman with an evil look in her eyes, and absolutely everything about her was like a lowly worm that could never hope to compare to me.
"Gububu, Ahm Yozora Mikadzuki, the incarnation of evil itself." "I'll take you down!" "Gehehe, it's useless."
Smmmmack!
Yozora pulled a fly swatter out of nowhere and hit Sena on the head.
"Oww! What's you do that for!?"
"There were flies swarming around the meat. You have to be careful since meat spoils easily in the summer."
Yozora answered as though nothing had happened to Sena who was complaining in tears.
Although Yozora Mikadzuki's power was pathetically weak, she still gave Kodaka a good fight.
Kodaka easily fell into one of Yozora's cowardly traps due to him not being very smart.
"Buhyahya, time to finish you off." "Damn it, is this the end? God..."
Maybe Kodaka's prayers did reach the heavens. All of a sudden the black clouds parted and a divine light shone down from the heavens as a beautiful blonde haired blue eyed woman one could easily mistake for a goddess descended upon them.
"...By the way, they're in a cave." I pointed out.
"Who cares, don't worry about the details!"
Amazingly the goddess was none other than the sublimely perfect beauty Kodaka had saved earlier, Sena Kashiwazaki.
"As you can see, I am a god. Me being raped in the streets was merely a test for humanity, and truthfully I could have easily eliminated those thugs. Wicked beings, begone!"
As she yelled, Yozora was destroyed by God's thunder, and turned into a form as disgusting as a used dust rag.
Smack.
Yozora hit Sena with the flyswatter without saying a word.
"C-cut it out!"
Get on your knees and beg for your life Yozora. If you do I shall save you, for I am a merciful god."
"Eeek, Sena-sama, I'll never do anything evil ever again buu. Please spare me!"
Yozora wailed in an unsightly manner, and shameless licked the bottom of my shoes like a dog.
Kodaka also offered his thanks to god, and as a reward I stepped on his head. Kodaka's face melted into ecstasy and begged "Please find it in your heart to allow me to lick your legs." I made a special exception and took of my socks so Kodaka could put his mouth on my bare-
"You god damn pervert!" "Are you retarded!?"
Yozora and I both yelled.
Yozora whacked Sena on the head with her flyswatter at the same time.
"W-what are you doing!? You should be thankful I let you get away with licking my feet when I could've easily killed you!"
I started to get a headache from her seriously thinking we should thank her.
"...You think that I would ever lick the shoes of a piece of Meat like you...? This is first time I've ever been so humiliated..."
"D-don't act all innocent, you had me raped!"
Sena tried arguing against Yozora while being overpowered by her anger, but of course Yozora didn't care.
"Apologize, Meat."
Those two words were shot out with a coldness that'd freeze your spine.
"W-why do I have to apologize..."
"......"
"Uuu~... F-fine... I'm sorry... I might have gone a little overboard..."
Sena mumbled with a face that looked like she was about to cry.
"I don't think you really meant it..."
Then, I don't know why, but Yozora stuck out one of her legs in front of Sena.
"W-what do you want now?"
"You don't get it...? Isn't this how you had them show their thanks in your part of the short story...?"
"T-there's no way I could ever do something like that... Uuu..."
Sena lowered herself while receiving Yozora's ice cold stare, and slowly placed her hand on Yozora's shoe, opened her mouth and
"--Like hell I'd ever lick your shoe retard! Dumbass!"
Smack!
Sena stood up all of a sudden, took the flyswatter from Yozora's hand, and hit her on the head with it. After hitting her once she dashed out of the clubroom in record speed.
"STU~PID STU~PID YOZORA'S YOU'RE A PIECE OF POOP!!"
"......that damn Meat...!"
Yozora stared at the closed door while trembling with anger.
"...Sena left, but will we continue anyway?"
"Hmph, Meat's turn is over. There's no problem."
"...Fufufu... I shall display a small fragment of my overflowing wisdom to you lower beings..."
Kobato spat out that line that rendered me unable to expect any real wisdom and then turned to pace the laptop.
【Kobato Hasegawa Part】
It drew near...
Just as the other part of my soul was about to press his lips to the shoes of that abominable god who led him astray...
All of a sudden a sweet voice echoed through the mind of Loga Wilheim Zeirys...
"Who the heck is Loga!?"
I yelled confused at having a new name come out of nowhere, to which Kobato replied
"It can't be... have you forgotten? That is thine true name... No matter how many times you are reincarnated, that name should be engraved on your very soul itse-"
"What are you, Teisushimaro from the 6th century?"
"I'm not some stupid joke teller!"
Ohh, a brilliant retort my little sister.
Awaken... Blood of the darkness.
To the sweet and somehow nostalgic voice, Loga's mind was freed from the God's grasp and once again returned to its true self.
It was the voice of his fellow clansman of the exalted night who was always watching over him, Leysis Vi Felicity Sumeragi, crossing time and space and the moment my other half, Loga, awakened to his true self.
It was revived during the climax of that. That bittersweet memory.
Leysis and Loga's chance meeting went back all the way to 13th century Transilvania.
"...It's like some great epic just started."
"Kukuku... the path my soul has walked upon cannot possibly fit onto a single page such as this..."
"...By the way Kobato, this is probably just a typo you missed, but it's spelled 'Transylvania' with a y, not 'Transilvania'."
Kobato's face went beet red.
Wilheim Zeirys, the son of a feudal lord at the time, chanced upon a beautiful woman bathing in the lake one day when he went out hunting.
Wilheim and the girl's eyes met and were tied together by a mutual attraction.
"...It feels like you kinda just glossed over that part just now."
"Kukuku... the son of man would never understand no matter how many hundreds of times I explain it... that resonance they felt between each other that was enough their souls..."
The girl who held a pair of heterochromatic eyes, proof that she was a clansman of the night, was named Leysis Vi Felicity Sumeragi. She was as Queen of the Night who lived in solitude.
A being of the night and one of the day.
Their love would not be allowed by the world itself and at last tragedy struck.
"...This story gives me a really weird feeling."
Yozora made a strange face after finishing reading.
"Kukuku... This is no more than the prologue to an epic saga... it would take at least a hundred pages to convey the story of our journey through the cycle of death and rebirth..."
"Keep that saga of yours to your notebook at home for me..."
I wearily said.
"Kukuku... it's finally Rika's turn now."
Said Rika while re-adjusting her glasses, who up till now was in delusion mode making weird noises like "Ah ♥" and "Stoppp ♥" while rolling around on the floor (Yozora and I pretended not to see anything).
I started getting a really bad feeling, but just now the story went into the Loga and Leysis' past arc.
She shouldn't have any room to write a crazy story about me and Yukimura this way... I hope.
【Rika Shiguma Part】
This and that happened allowing Kodaka to awaken to the power of darkness and defeat the God and then set his sights on the world.
"""This and that!?"""
Kobato, Yozora, and I all yelled at once.
T-that Rika, she finished the past arc with just those 13 characters...!
The one to stop Kodaka was none other than his faithful servant Yukimura.
"Let's stop trying to destroy the world. You'll always have me Aniki."
"I see... that's right isn't it, Yukimura."
Kodaka, having had his power of darkness been soothed by the power of love, wildly embraced Yukimura.
"Gyaaa! Don't do it, stoppppp!!! (<-- my scream)"
"Aniki, it's so big..." Yukimura took Kodaka's rod that was standing tall like a Yalseiten's Revolving Stake and put his mouth around it.
"Ahh-" Kodaka let out a pant that sounded like a Guntanker's caterpillar tracks.
While making a lewd splashing noise like when one of the Zeon army's Aigga refuels, Yukimura used his tongue like a Daf Heatweave to tease Kodaka's charged particle canon.
"I-I can't take anymore!" "That's it, please stay like that, Aniki." "UNIVERSE!"
Kodaka let his lust out all over the inside of Yukimura's mouth with such force it could rival the Mazunger X's Breast Flare.
"Haa haa..." Kodaka wildly panted with the same powerful allure that Gamudan Exia has when it goes into TransEM mode.
"Aniki's rod, is still so energetic..."
Yes, despite having just fired, Kodaka's Giga Bazooka wasn't weakened in the slightest.
"I want to become one with you Aniki..." "Alright, now it's my turn to make you feel good!"
Kodaka took his rod, overflowing with energy just like Genesic GaoSaiGar's mega drill, and violently rammed it into Yukimura's stern forming a combination unit.
"Ahh-!" Yukimura let a sweet moan escape that sounded just like when Marua got hit with Death Eve's Nerve Crack and-
"Uu~ I already filled the whole page... It's not enough."
Rika regretfully said after frantically filling up an entire page.
"...What the hell is this..."
"Muu... It feels like I read something that was both unbelievably amazing and unbelievably worthless at the same time... Seriously... what is this..."
Yozora rubbed her temples while making a tired face.
"Aniki..."
I'm not sure why, but Yukimura was looking at me an absentminded look on his face.
"...I can mostly tell what's written here. But if I try to visualize it in my mind it's like my brain's processing power can't keep up or everything's covered in mosaics and it feels like things are exploding every now and then..."
"...I've got the same feeling."
It might be better to not be able to imagine it at all in this case though.
"Umm Senpai, please don't read it over so carefully. Rika is embarrassed... I'm the one who wrote it, but even I think it's too erotic. Rika didn't know she was such a naughty girl..."
Rika covered her beet red face, but I honestly had no clue what she was thinking.
"Haa haa... Rika needs to go to the Rika room and use a desk to relieve herself..."
Rika stumbled out of the classroom in a trance-like state.
"Relieve yourself"? Are you really going to...
"N-Next is Maria, right?"
"Y-yeah..."
Yozora and I looked over at Maria trying to hide our awkwardness.
...Except Maria was rolled up into a ball on the sofa and was sleeping peacefully.
"Kukuku... That girl was put to sleep and swept away by nightmares midway through reading my noble writings... After all, God's power is no match for the power of darkness..." said Kobato.
I guess she got bored and fell asleep.
"Haa..."
I let out a sigh and then asked
"What do you wanna do? I think we should just let her sleep. Sena and Rika are gone too..."
Yozora sighed with a tired look still on her face.
"...It's late now so we'll finish this next time... if there is a next time that is."
"...Yeah, good idea."
While predicting that we would never again continue writing this short story, I nodded my head.
Thus, the curtains closed on the Neighbors Club's first short story relay.